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La dura vida de un guardia imperial

Enrólate y verás mundo, te decían. Alístate en el Astra Militarum, muchacho, y conocerás la gloria mientras el Emperador te protege. ¿Pero es eso cierto?

Gracias a este fantástico y divertido vídeo creado por DragonSaint e interpretado por Tom Bedlam, podemos conocer la dura vida de un guardia imperial en el actual Warhammer 40k:

«It’s the Guardsman’s life for us
It’s the Guardsman’s life for us
‘Stead of Rations
We get Got
‘Stead of Armor
We get Shot
It’s the Guardsman’s life
Don’t if feel like the Squad is always dying?
Don’t it seem like the Armor never fits?
Every day, there’s another execution
And Space Marines take all the credit!
No one’s there when the enemy starts blasting
No one cares if you Live or if you Die
Grim-Dark life
No-Peace life
No-Respite life
Only-War life
Emperor we never see
Emperor, what’s that?
Who’s he?
Victory or Defeat
For the grinder, You’re just Meat
It’s the Guardsman’s life
Fix Bayonets!
Prepare to charge!
It’s the Guardsman’s life for us
It’s the Guardsman’s life for us
‘Stead of Rations
We get Got
‘Stead of Armor
We get Shot
It’s the Guardsman’s life for us
It’s the Guardsman’s life for us
No one cares for you a bit
When you’re a White-Shield-Kid
It’s the Guardsman’s life
It’s the Guardsman’s life»

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